The year is 3520 .......
The Earth is still ruled by apes. Those were the days when humans were the latest addition to the poultry animal lists, and human meat was a craze in the local restaurants.
Mutendu, decided that he will also try human flesh. So he went to Hotel Paradise for lunch, which claimed that the meat was fresh and any meal will be ready only after 2 hours (Still lot of human parts are considered venomous, specially the soft portions in the skull and ......). Mutendu reached at 10.30 am hoping to receive his lunch on time. The table attendant, asked him politely his order.
I would like to have a human. Please suggest me a good dish, Mutendu said quietly.
The waiter said, American: very large soft, indonesian: very tender, Try Indian Sir, it would be very spicy and enjoyable.
OK, bring me an Indian, Mutendu quipped.
The waiter enquired, Do you want north Indian Sir, or South Indian ?
Hmmm.... South sounds fine, Mutendu replied.
The waiter elaborated, In south Indian, you have Kannadiga, Tamil, Malayalee, Andhra types.
I think, I have heard about Andhra, bring that quickly please, Mutendu said, staring at the ticking watch.
Sir, In Andhra we have Coastal, Hyderabadi, Godavari and Guntur styles, the waiter listed out.
Mutendu had lost his patience, Bring a Damn human, you $%$$%........ I dont care what it is, I guess all are the same.......
The Earth is still ruled by apes. Those were the days when humans were the latest addition to the poultry animal lists, and human meat was a craze in the local restaurants.
Mutendu, decided that he will also try human flesh. So he went to Hotel Paradise for lunch, which claimed that the meat was fresh and any meal will be ready only after 2 hours (Still lot of human parts are considered venomous, specially the soft portions in the skull and ......). Mutendu reached at 10.30 am hoping to receive his lunch on time. The table attendant, asked him politely his order.
I would like to have a human. Please suggest me a good dish, Mutendu said quietly.
The waiter said, American: very large soft, indonesian: very tender, Try Indian Sir, it would be very spicy and enjoyable.
OK, bring me an Indian, Mutendu quipped.
The waiter enquired, Do you want north Indian Sir, or South Indian ?
Hmmm.... South sounds fine, Mutendu replied.
The waiter elaborated, In south Indian, you have Kannadiga, Tamil, Malayalee, Andhra types.
I think, I have heard about Andhra, bring that quickly please, Mutendu said, staring at the ticking watch.
Sir, In Andhra we have Coastal, Hyderabadi, Godavari and Guntur styles, the waiter listed out.
Mutendu had lost his patience, Bring a Damn human, you $%$$%........ I dont care what it is, I guess all are the same.......
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